Sponsor |  caile-girl | Jan 2, 7:12am | A parody post from my favorite "nonsense news source" The Onion:
theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bbc_upgrades_flap_to_row [theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bbc_upgrades_flap_to_row]
BBC Upgrades Flap To Row
LONDON--The nightly Ten O'Clock News program on Great Britain's BBC One channel upgraded a minor flap in Parliament's House of Lords to an all-out row Tuesday after Conservative Party leader Thomas Galbraith, 2nd Baron Strathclyde, told the Lord Speaker to sod off. "The fortnight-old handbags suddenly exploded into a proper barney when Lord Strathclyde had an eppy and called Baroness Hayman a 'dozy slag' and then buggered off for a Jack Dash in the bog," BBC political correspondent Basil Islington said. "Needless to say, the other geezers went chicken oriental." The BBC said if the tossers don't jam their tarts by late afto, they will be forced to classify the bull and cow as a paddy, though they haven't ruled out the possibility of a total fucking pagger.
(NOTE: I have very little comprehension of some of this paragraph's lingo. Ha-ha.) |
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Sponsor | | SwimbikerunMN | Feb 21, 9:40am | | I love the Onion! Originally out of nearby Madison Wisconsin. :) |
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